• May 10, 2021
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(You might recognize some of these drinks, as this is a recovered version of the proposed 2014 D&D menu that I ended up re-writing for a reason I can’t seem to remember. But this wasn’t the first time the Dark Elf Ranger would show up in a menu before it joined the main menu in 2016.)


Dark Elf Ranger
This is in no way a drink based on Drizzt…just like your dark elf Ranger. A whiskey long island that holds the sour and goes for some lime & Pibb BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT.

Dark Elf Ranger (Hurricane w/ice)

  • 1/2 oz Whiskey
  • 1/2 oz Gin
  • 1/2 oz vodka
  • 1/2 oz Grand Marnier
  • 1/2 oz Sweetened Lime Juice
  • Fill Pib

Unbalanced Drink
This drink was most likely garnered from an old Geocities website. It in no way is balanced with the other drinks on this menu.

Unbalanced Drink (Bucket /w ice)

  • 1 oz Cherry Vodka
  • 1 oz Citron Vodka
  • 1/2 oz Triple Sec
  • Garnish Orange

Loot the Body
On this poor corpse of a sea captain who just wanted to make port and see his family you find a drink.

Loot the Body (16oz Glass /w ice)

  • 1.5 oz spiced rum
  • 1/2 oz coconut rum
  • 1 oz sweetened lime juice
  • Fill pineapple juice

Potion of Charisma

Not quite sure your bluff check is up to the task? Are your diplomatic attempts at solving your situation failing? NEVER FEAR! Potion of Charisma is here! The effects of this potion stack, but after a few only you think you’re more charismatic.

Potion of Charisma (potion bottle w/ice)

  • 1 oz firefly Vodka
  • 1 oz Lemon Gin
  • 1/2 oz sour mix
  • Fill Sprite

Indiscriminate Murder is Counter Productive
Dude did you just kill that dairy farmer? HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW HOW TO GET INTO THE FAIRY REALM! Now we’ll never return this little guy to his people. DUDE NO, DON’T KILL THE LITTLE GUY!

Indiscriminate Murder is Counter Productive (Drop shot)

  • Glass: Full Throttle Agave
  • Shot: Lime Tequila

 

 

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Kayla

Photographer, Published Bartender, Ex-Bar owner, Sci-Fi nerd, and sorta kinda gamer. She/her

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