Here at the AFKTavern.com, we were enamored by Amazon’s Invisible show. This show was covered extensively on the site and left us wanting more. To bid our time until the next season comes out we present this theme menu for your enjoyment.
Episode 1 – IT’S ABOUT TIME
Mauler Twin (Shot Glass)
The Mauler Twins are the last villains the Guardians of Globe successfully fought. The two super genius clones are standouts for this show with so many great characters.
0.5 oz Blue Curacao
0.5 oz Rum
Splash of Pineapple juice
Add ingredients to a shot glass in pairs.
The Bloodiest of Marys (Pint Glass w/ Ice, rimmed in salt)
The end of this episode gave us the greatest change in the dynamic of a television show. Just as we started to get to know the Guardians of the Globe, they were snatched away by the fury of Viltrumite following his orders.
1.5 oz tequila
½ teaspoon Tabasco sauce
½ teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
4 oz Clamato
Add the ingredients to the glass, and spice to tastes. Garnish with whatever you like, literally.
Episode 2 – HERE GOES NOTHING
Teen-Team-Tini (Martini Glass w/ sugar rim)
The Teen Team has proven their indispensability in the fallout of the death of the original Guardians. Most of the team joins the later new version of the Guardians and outside of Invincible himself are the only line of defense for the planet.
1 oz Raspberry Vodka
0.5 oz Orange Vodka
0.5 oz lemonade
Add ingredients to a cocktail mixer with ice. Shake and strain into a martini glass.
Flaxan Fury (Highball Glass w/ Ice)
The Flaxans hail from another dimension where their homeworld is bathed in red light. They attempted to invade the earth and were finally sent back when Omni-Man traveled to their homeworld and reduced their civilization to rubble.
2 oz white rum
0.5 oz lime juice
0.5 oz lemonade
0.5 oz Strawberry Puree Mix
Add ingredients to a cocktail mixer with ice. Shake and strain into a highball glass with ice.
Episode 3 – WHO YOU CALLING UGLY?
Damien Darkblood’s Fedora (Martini Glass)
This demon was one of the great characters of this show and stole every scene he was in. We celebrate this otherworldly exile with this modified vintage drink.
2 oz Whiskey
2 dashes of Peach bitters
Fill soda water
Add alcohol to a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a Martini Glass and fill with soda water.
Seismic Shooter (Shot Glass)
Doc Seismic and his undergrad in sociology and women’s studies were a fresh breath of air in a genre that can lack that aspect. His time on the screen was brief but we thought to commemorate it with a shot.
0.75 oz Southern Comfort
0.25 oz Pecan Liqueur
Add alcohol to shot gas.
Episode 4 – NEIL ARMSTRONG, EAT YOUR HEART OUT
First Date Flirtini (Martini Glass)
To celebrate Amber and Mark’s first date we have crafted this drink to give the tropical feel while being grounded in the city.
1 oz Rum
1 oz Cranberry Juice
Add rum and juice to a cocktail mixer with ice. Shake and strain into a martini glass, and fill with champagne.
Martian Martini (Highball Glass w/ Ice)
When Mark traveled to Mars he did not have a lot of time to interact with the Martians. However to commemorate that visit we have crafted this drink to capture the colors of Mars.
1 oz Southern Comfort
1 oz vodka
½ oz sloe gin
½ oz triple sec
½ oz blackberry liquor
1 oz orange juice
1 oz pineapple juice
Add ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a Highball Glass with ice.
Episode 5 – THAT ACTUALLY HURT
Titan’s Word (Martini Glass)
Titan uses Mark to seize the criminal underworld, and now his word is the law. This idea is the impetus of this variation on this prohibition-era drink.
0.75 oz Gin
0.75 oz Green Chartreuse
0.75 oz Maraschino Liqueur
Fill Lemon-Lime Soda
Add the alcohols to a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a martini glass, and fill with Lemon-Lime Soda.
Battle Beast’s Mace (Hurricane Glass w/ Ice)
The Battle Beast only fought for Machine Head on the promise of worthy opponents. Once he beat the assembled heroes he left the fight. This drink is a heavy hitter to be worthy of its namesake.
1 oz Rum
1 oz Kahlúa
1 oz Dark Crème de Cacao
1 oz Coconut Rum
2 oz Milk or Half & Half
Add the ingredients in order to a hurricane glass with ice.
Episode 6 – YOU LOOK KINDA DEAD
Skip and Go Naked (Mixed in a punch bowl and serve in plastic cups.)
For the true college experience, you need to know this recipe. Change variables as you feel free to do, but the basic recipe is as follows.
2 cans of Lemonade Concentrate
6 pack of domestic lager
1 fifth of vodka
Mix ingredients into the punch bowl and stir.
Brown Water (Pint Glass w/ Ice)
It might look like shit water but it tastes great. I bet Mark wished he took a mouth full of this rather than the real stuff.
2 oz Vodka
5 oz Orange Juice
Splash of Cranberry Juice
Add ingredients to the glass in order and stir.
9Episode 7 – WE NEED TO TALK
Clone Cocktail (Collins Glass w/ Ice)
Once Robot has a new body made for him, the technical prowess of the Mauler Twins was shown. This cocktail should evoke the shape of the tube that was used to create the clone.
1 oz Orange Vodka
Fill Mt. Dew
In the empty glass splash the grenadine, and add ice to the glass. Add the vodka and fill with Mt. Dew
Honest Abe Old Fashion (Old Fashion Glass)
As it turns out the Immortal survived that attack at Ford’s Theatre. To celebrate this revelation we crafted the most basic style possible using bourbon from where he was “born”.
2 oz Knob Creek Bourbon
1 sugar cube
2 dashes of bitters
2 splashes of cool water
Put the sugar cube into the glass and dash the bitters onto it. Add the Bourbon to the glass, with the water, and stir it.
Episode 8 – WHERE I REALLY COME FROM
Viltrumite Honor (Collins Glass w/ Ice)
A fake Mojito to celebrate the fake that Nolan only came to Earth to weaken it for domination by the Viltrum Empire.
Add several leaves of mint to an empty collins glass and muddle it. Add a splash of simple syrup and ice. Fill with club soda.
Viltrumite Honesty (Champagne Flute)
Another drink to celebrate the lie of Viltrum’s benevolence, this fake Mimosa will really brighten up your brunches while not getting you hammered.
Sparkling White Grape Juice
Add orange juice to the Champagne Flute, and fill with sparkling grape juice.